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Michael Cera Eyes (2021 mix)

by Guacamole Lightswitch

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a touching ballad about a courtesy clerk at Walmart

lyrics

yeah
yup
maybe idk
YEAH
no
yeah
no
ok its starting now

Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes

You look just like Michael Cera
at least the top half of your face
We’re too young to buy fireworks
but you’re the best clerk in this place
Walmart can be a dangerous space
For three pure of heart, innocent youth
What’s the age bar on this 6 pack
And this semi automatic to shoot

I know you’ve had enough of this damn place
At five it gets pretty hectic
But we know we’re we’re simply not of age
For low-grade pyrotechnics

Sorry you had to type in the ID four times
We were happy to manage all the people in line
And when we first got there it took us by surprise
To see you with your reassuring Michael Cera eyes

Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes

The next day, we came in desperate
Looking for the cards we couldn’t find
Behind the desk, right next to the cigarettes
You pulled them out and it blew our minds

I know you’ve had enough of this damn place
At five it gets pretty hectic
But we know we’re we’re simply not of age
For low-grade pyrotechnics

Sorry you had to type in the ID four times
We were happy to manage all the people in line
And when we first got there it took us by surprise
To see you with your reassuring Michael Cera eyes

Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes
Michael Cera eyes
michrldef; cersda eyef
flkwehjkfllerjoilg etc

micael sarah

yeah woo

yo i have to shit
me too
lets go together

woo

YEAH
YEAH

(choking)
(farts)

credits

released July 15, 2021
walmart lol

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Hey grandpa, can we go to the mall?

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